A Road Trip: Onward to Colorado

Jesus in the wheat

So picking up from Saturday’s post: (which you can read here if you’re behind) Camp Daddy, The Rival, and I took off relatively early after enjoying some coffee brewed over an open flame. This portion of the trip felt somewhat long and painful due to the lack of scenery stretching through Kansas, however there was one bright spot since it was The Rival’s birthday and we had plans to celebrate at the next camp location.

To give you an idea of how this part of the drive went, let me give you one example of the conversations we had or as I like to call it: how The Rival and I broke Camp Daddy.

The argument was simple: Grass is useless because if humans were to try and live on only grass they would die. Camp Daddy disagreed with the statement, saying we could live on it as long as we ate other things as well and it was a source of fiber.

Somewhere along the way, The Rival and I determined that grass was inedible because if you would die eating only that, you shouldn’t eat it. This began getting Camp Daddy riled up so The Rival went for the finishing blow.

The Rival: Really, cyanide and grass are basically the same thing.

Camp Daddy: No they’re not! Cyanide would kill you instantly, you can’t even ingest it.

The Rival: Yeah, and eating just grass would also kill you, so it’s basically the same thing.

Me: I agree. If they both can kill you while eating it, then clearly they’re the same thing.

It was then when we started hearing a pain scream and as I turned I saw Camp Daddy falling into the luggage next to him and go “Fuck you! You’re just trying to rile me up!”

And with that, it took him a good 15-20 minutes to engage in a conversation with us again. But that’s just how Kansas was, there was a whole lot of nothing to do besides stare at the countryside, count the miles to Colby, KS which was advertised for miles, and search for Jesus. Which by the way, did you know Kansas wasn’t part of the Bible Belt?

Bible belt according to Wikipedia

The reason I bring this up is because it felt as though most of Kansas was having us play hide and seek with Jesus through the countryside. Now don’t take how I’m wording this the wrong way, but for real, all across I-70 west was billboards of Jesus, a lot of which were like the image posted at the beginning of this post. It was also very bizarre because none of them gave advertising for a church nearby.

But anyway, that is how we spent most of our day. We took one break in Kansas at a rest stop, where we chowed down on pb&j’s and chips. When we finally got out of the state, we had a hard time believing we had actually left. We knew that Colorado was more than just the Rockies, but it was kind of jarring to spend the first hour or two driving through the area and getting the same view as we did in Kansas.

However, we kept pushing forward. There was a small break with a bathroom and supply stop at a small town off the highway. The only fun thing to happen there was watching The Rival get mad and pee in a field next to a gas station since they didn’t have a restroom and then crossing the street for supplies at a place that did have one.

After this break, we quickly pushed through Denver and found our camping spot for the evening, a location in the mountains near Bold called O.C. Mugrage Campground. It was another free and gorgeous location about 20 minutes off the main highway. I’d love to tell you more about it, but this is a great stopping point, as the campsite itself was an adventure to get to, along with the camping that took place after.

One view headed towards camp

So that’s it for this week! Subscribe, follow my social media accounts, do what you have to so you don’t miss out on the next post in this series! Until next time, have a good one.

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Author: tynoel

Professional writer and blogger. Author of the book A Monstrous Tomorrow.

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